I'm out of town for the holiday, but more videos will be on the way. In the meantime, if you don't hear from me on Thursday, eat turkey. Eat pie. Eat stuffing. Eat anything that isn't nailed down unless someone else gets to it first. Watch football. Flop over on your back and grin like an idiot while clutching a cold one under your right flipper. And as you fade in and out of consciousness (assuming you're indoors and your pants are still on), remember to be thankful.